facebook part one

Was That The Guy Who Prank Called You
At My House?

YESSS !


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Shayma
Ellahi Waiit how do you and aliaa know each other?


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Ally
Rios because this kid is framing & this kid was telling her
that I was obsessed with him .. & I'm not . Sooo yeaaah..


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Looonnngg story xD


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Waaaiiit calm yo ass down tht waznt me


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Ally
Rios Hahahahahahahah ! This niggga


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Dude, give up. You're caught xD


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Ally
Rios iknooooow !

His bitchass need too back his shit up !
Hahahaha he's cracking me up(x


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Seriously this is pathetic. Safayet you are such a liar.


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How old are you kids? Stop cussing, enough with the N
word...would you say these things in front of your parents? Nope.
Don't say "BUT YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME" -- if someone
advises you to do something good, do the good. If they order you to
abstain from the evil, abstain from the evil. They should follow
their own advice (and believes me, I'm trying), but what matters to
you is that you've heard or in this case, read, the good advice and
should take it.

ANYWAY, boyfriend girlfriend drama is lulz
worthy. ← Me


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Ally
Rios hahaha wooooow


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Shayma
Ellahi omg this is so weird.


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Jennifer
Lopez All I have to say,
Grow the fuck up. Who the f.ck are
you to do that to Ally? You should be shot in the face.
Get the
hint she doesn't you. You really didn't have to go through alll
this shit, NOW you're dis d by a lot of people all because you were
trying to be cool.
Smh. && LOL @ YOU.


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Ally
Rios I do cuss Infront of my parents..
The don't give a FUCK.
how bout you get the FUCK off of my FUCKING photo. No one gives a
FUCK what you FUCKING have to say . 1. I did nothing FUCKING wrong
too him. He the one with the obsession problem over me. He is the one
who can back his SHIT up.
& if you have a problem with my
FUCKING cussing. Then just get the FUCK out(:

Thannnksss (:


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I hope you aspire to be something praiseworthy and actually
obtain that goal, your future from your comment looks rather bleak.
/juxsayn, i'll go now/ <--- me again


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Ally
Rios I LOVE YOU JENNY ♥


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Jennifer
Lopez I love you too (:


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Cody
Randles Haha that's my babe



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Ally
Rios Just get the fuck out Abdullah whatever the fuck !


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Can you not read? "/juxsayn, i'll go now/"? Do you
need a .mp3 file? Dear Lord, preteen girls of this age. ← me


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Ally
Rios okay , whatever BYEEE!!!
just get the FUCK out.! I can
read perfectly FUCKING fine. Byeeeee !!!


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is that really safayet


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Ally
Rios YES


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are u sure lol thats funny shit


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who da hell is aliaa


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Ally
Rios I'm positive his bitch ass is obsessed with me !


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Ally
Rios He blocked me


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I used to be friends with safayet. didnt u try adding me? -.-


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idk


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This stuff is hilarious. I would take it more seriously if
Ally put more work into grammar and spelling.


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Also what Kenny said.


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wtf u tryin to prove dumbfuck


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i had enough tell me wat the hell u want


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safayet watch ur language sir


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Yeah, you tell them, Safayet. Use "u" instead of
the whole word! That'll show them!


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lol im not in the mood powell


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fahad wtf


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dude cmon u know its not me rite


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and this isnt the ally ik


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But you said lol. I don't know what to make of this. You must
have a highly sophisticated and complex set of emotions.


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dude i have no idea wat ur sayin

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Yeah, this isn't the Alley ik. This is Alley Rios!

(is
that supposed to mean I know? Why not In Korea? Or Imitating Kong?)

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i gusse

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omg

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there we go

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ppl are such assholes

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Safayet, would you understand me better if I made a point of
not using capitalization, spelled everything wrong, and used cryptic
abbreviations?

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lmfao Powell

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its fb not grammar class lol

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Broskis, I run dis ****, I run it I spit, all nasty and stuff
because I'm a boss, and when I starting rhymin I don't STOP...oh
wait, did I just, naw, naw, you didn't see this NAW.

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THIS. IS. HILARIOUS.

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stfu people dam

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no its all fuckin aliaas fault tht goes to a different ally
then tlks bout weird things

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Anyway me and the girl I omg she is so fine and i love her
even tho ive only layd is on her 4 to seconds omg i wnt her babys omg
omg omg

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ill be back ima g watch iron man if my bro is done playing ps3

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It's the English language, not getting a baby to blindly hit
the keyboard at random, and then making claims of coherency.

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aliaa if u dnt know shit dnt say anythin

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wtf kenerly

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n dis gui Powell
mang, he gt all up in da way n b blokin mah stuf wid dis gurl, mang
powell piss me off, i jus wnt dat gurl

And then omg im a
stupid preteen litle gurl on facebook n i cal erbody fake even do i
dun no wat dat meen

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Wow. That one was especially difficult to read.

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cant over this shit already

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next person to comment is a fag

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What?

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Okay. lolwut? It's my fault now? Yeah, because that totally
makes sense.

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It's your fault Aliaa, go away.

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nigga u a fag lol

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Hey, that was really clever Fahad.

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Powell, Fahad is years old or something. It's clever for
his age. Let him be.

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safayet ur ganna get ur ass kicked by cody

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went to a different ally ndd now ppl think shit bout me

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who the eff is cody

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Safayet, Cody is my boyfriend.

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ndd? Really, man? Too much trouble to write out "and"?

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cuz ally thnks its u bro u dead lmao

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Powell sut up u dunno me ill end u cum @ me br0

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Yeah. And what exactly did I do? Im not the one who posted
this picture. I didnt ask for all this drama

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omg sum gurl thunks bad uf me my lyfe is ovar

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bro im older

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Safayet why would you say dumbfuck, and then say eff?

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ok but my point waz u dnt trust me

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Aliaa you asked for all of this drama. Go away.

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lol good pint powell

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point*

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Again with the lols. I thought you weren't in the mood.

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idk

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u make me laugh

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hey abdullah how old r u

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Less than fifty.

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Powell he WASN'T in the mood, but he's in the mood now. Come on,
that's an elementary mistake on your part.

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Whoops, silly me! I guess I have to wear the "silly
Powell" hat now, don't I?

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ok dude aliaa feels a dumbass now

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i for real fool how old r u

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fahad y do want to know

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I'm ly older than you, Fahad, that's all you need to know.

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Powell, put that silly Powell hat on right now. And pics, I want
them.

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yeah
he for real foo
how old r u?

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safayet lets speak r language

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abdulla is a kutha

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Alright, I'm down.

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powell is a kuthi

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aliaa is a hagoo

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lol

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mang u so lam watz rong wit u y u so mad

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mang i is fiddy years old

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Fahad translate to English please. As of now this string of
comments is English only.

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chil out 4 1 sec mang

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Can't tell if you're speaking Urdu or Arabic there, Fahad.

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Maybe even Persian.

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i speak the same language as safayet iant no paki or arab

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Is...is that swahili?

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powell wat grade u in

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Dude, I think that's Swahili.

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dun matter if u Arab or Paki Fahad, I'm American and I can read
Arabic at least

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no fool

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wtf is tht

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do u go to alheadya

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naw i aint no foo boi, u is da foo

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Swahili's an African dialect.

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spell da name rite, "Al Hedayah",

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n no i dun go to AHA, I used to but no more

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the gurls are kuthis

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u dunno wat Arabic is wtf

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u cray boi

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just looked up what kuthi means, it means female dog

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alheadya.

I'll head you?

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abd i dont care if u can read arabic cuz i can to

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so kutha would mean male dog

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Again with the kuthi and hagoo??

I'm pretty sure it's
urdu, btw

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we dont care wat u think bitch

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thx Aliaa u my translator frum now one k

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Kuthi is Urdu. It means bitch.

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ya Powell i'll head you, broken english for i'll give u hed

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lol

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which means "make way for da king"

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Fahad how old r u

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A kutha is just a dog.

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And Hagoo is Bengali. It means poop.

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Wow, that was real impressive, man.

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lol powell u bangali

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ameee zani na fagolor fagol beshi matis na khobes

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Safayet no one said that you care what anyone thinks. Read the
string of comments once more, please.

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Powell how old r u

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Safayet, I'm obviously not 'bangali'.

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I'm not Bengali, either.

Or a Hindu caste level. Or a
river.

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im 14

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come at me bro

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how old r u

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Powell u so a Hindu caste level and a river duh. u so dum

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‎14? 14 and you don't know how to spell Bengali?

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